Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Randomize