So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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