Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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