think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
the day after is always just damage control
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
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