my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I wannas sexs uuuuu
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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