i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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