I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
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