I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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