Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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