i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
