Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
do herpes really smell.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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