On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
operation harelip BJ is a go
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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