u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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