Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I think your dad took our porno
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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