I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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