it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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