hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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