my soul wont recognize me after tonight
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
