I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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