PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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