I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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