I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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