so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
last night I used snow as a chaser
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