Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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