Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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