I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
