I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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