Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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