When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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