I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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