am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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