I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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