There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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