is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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