all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
A bitchslap is in order.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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