I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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