kristin has been a bad kristin
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
whose ass print is on the piano?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I got inside last night via doggy door
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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