How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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