took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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