Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
two words...techno handjob
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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