So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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