This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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