Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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