Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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