ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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