At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
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