Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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