have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
where am i from again
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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