Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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