If i could tip my vagina, i would.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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