what day is it and did you see me today?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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